Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Do you like free samples?
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Roses are red, violets are blue....
....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
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