Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
"It's not me, it's you!"
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
You can stand under my umbrella.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
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