Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
You're a good egg.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
We're donion rings.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
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