I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
We are perfect balance for each other.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
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