Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
I less than three you.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
How about you and I form a binary system?
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
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