It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
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