If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
I think I glove you.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Let's do lunge together
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Your beauty is blinding.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun