Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
How about we get down to monkey business?
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
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