Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
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