You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Baby, you rock my world!
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Honestly, I really lilac you.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
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