Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
I can turn your software into hardware.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
It's always a first class trip with me.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Composers always score.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
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