You really flipturn me on.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Your mausoleum or mine?
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Here comes the sun of my life
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
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