Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
I Ecuador you.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Do you like free samples?
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Please, please me
Do you believe in love at first flight?
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I think you are just A-Cora-able
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
You have one compact set.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
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I put the “man” in Manitoba.
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
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