Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
I really caribou-t you.
You looked better when I was drunk.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
I can turn your software into hardware.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Can you drive my car?
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
"You deserve better and so do I."
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
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