I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Want to lock our bikes together?
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
You look like my future ex wife.
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