Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Know what? I dig you, really!
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Love me do
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
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