As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
So how many cats do you have?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Someone said you were looking for me.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!