Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
I'd love to see you s'more.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Baby, you're a firework.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Can I slip one past your goalie?
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