Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
You are my density!
You're just my cup of tea!
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
You really flipturn me on.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
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