I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
You sweep me off my feet!
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
How about a kanga-root?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
Can I hold your hand?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
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