How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
You look good on your yoga mat.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
I now believe in Angels.
I would love to show you first class.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Let's do lunge together
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
You're the thought that counts!
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.