Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
You have been running through my mind all day.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
I’m soy into you.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.