The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
We are perfect balance for each other.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
You’re more special than relativity.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Are you a model?
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
You leave me Wonton more.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
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