Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Give me your number so I can make the call.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
How hot does your gas oven get?
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
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