Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Do you like free samples?
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
I could never Passover you.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
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