That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
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