Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
"You deserve better and so do I."
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Can I hold your hand?
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
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