You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
I like you cherry much.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Want to lock our bikes together?
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
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