Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
"My cat doesn't like you."
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
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