Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
When are you due back in heaven?
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun