I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
You're my missing ingredient.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
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