Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Let's boomerbang!
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
We are perfect balance for each other.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
I less than three you.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Promise you won’t Char-leave?