My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
I now believe in Angels.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
You sweep me off my feet!
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
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