Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I Ecuador you.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
I really caribou-t you.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
How was Heaven when you left it?
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
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