Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
I perform best when I’m wet.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
You are my butter-half!
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
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