We're donion rings.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
How much will $20 get me?
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
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