Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Let's boomerbang!
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Permission to board?
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Let’s put our tulips together.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
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