When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
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