I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
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