Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
You are my butter-half!
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
I Wanna Be Your Man
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
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