Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I would give anything to be your personal item.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Your name is insert name here?
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
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