I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
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