Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
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Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
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