Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
You are the object of my preposition.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
You had me at ruff.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Baby, you rock my world!
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
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