Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Can you drive my car?
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Do you believe in love at first flight?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
I really like you. So does my wife.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
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