If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
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