I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Here comes the sun of my life
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Would you like to share fire with me?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
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