There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
You look like my future ex wife.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
Your pace or mine?
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Nice life preservers.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Want to be workout buddies?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
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