Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
Please, please me
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
You sweep me off my feet!
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