I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
You have been running through my mind all day.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Want to become my new personal best?
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
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