My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
How was heaven when you left it?
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
It's always a first class trip with me.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
How about a kanga-root?
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
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