I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
My fridge is hotter than you.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I want to stretch with you.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
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