You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You had me at taco.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You're hotter than a data center!
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Can I hiber-mate with you?
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