Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
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