Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Life is better when we stick together.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I really caribou-t you.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I Tour de Francy you.
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