Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
There’s snow one like you.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
I'd drink your bathwater.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I'd love to see you s'more.
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