We are perfect balance for each other.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Let's Taco about love.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Nice life preservers.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
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