Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
We should make like your parents and split.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
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