Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Hello there, how do you brew?
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Want to become my new personal best?
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
I can turn your software into hardware.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
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