I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Please, please me
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
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