I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
You’re more special than relativity.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
I Ecuador you.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
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