My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
I think we need to become better strangers.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
I bet you’re really flexible.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
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