If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Your pace or mine?
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I love your energy.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
You are my raisin to smile.
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