Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
How much will $20 get me?
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
You should see what I can do with ice.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
I think we'd make a cute pear.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
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