If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I really like you. So does my wife.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
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