When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
You're just my cup of tea!
Hello there, how do you brew?
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
I could never Passover you.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
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