Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Can I be your next varietal?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
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