Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
You should see what I can do with ice.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
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