Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
Are you a red light because stop.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
You're quite the catch, baby.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
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