Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You’re a perfect ten(t).
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
What is your favorite yoga pose?
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
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