Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
I less than three you.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
You are my density!
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Baby, you're a firework.
When are you due back in heaven?
I like you cherry much.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
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