Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
You look a lot like my next victim.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
I think we need to become better strangers.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
My fridge is hotter than you.
If you were here, Abby all over you
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
I could never Passover you.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
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