Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I want to stretch with you.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Can we still share a netflix account?
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
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