I came here looking for a little tail.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
You’re more special than relativity.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
You look a lot like my next victim.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
You looked better when I was drunk.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
You're the thought that counts!
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
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