You smell... We should go take a shower together.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
We are perfect balance for each other.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
You're quite the catch, baby.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
I’m soy into you.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
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