Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
You had me at taco.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Do you like free samples?
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
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