Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
I bet you’re really flexible.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
We are perfect balance for each other.
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