I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
I'd drink your bathwater.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
I dreamt about you. You died.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
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