I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You have one compact set.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
You're a good egg.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
Love me till ice cream.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
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