I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You make my heart skip a beet.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
You leave me Wonton more.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
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