For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
How was heaven when you left it?
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
I like long runs on the beach.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Wow, you drive me Davi
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
I feel like we're in tune
I cannoli have eyes for you.
We're donion rings.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
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