Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
How much will $20 get me?
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I can score from multiple positions.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
It's always a first class trip with me.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
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