Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
I bet you’re really flexible.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
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