"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Honestly, I really lilac you.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I want you more than I want world peace.
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
You dropped something. My jaw.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Hello Boo-tiful.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
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