Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
You can stand under my umbrella.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
Honestly, I really lilac you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
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