You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
I think you're barbe-cute.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Can I claim your baggage?
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
How hot does your gas oven get?
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
I love all of your stratified layers!
You have been running through my mind all day.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
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