Are you a red light because stop.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
I Ecuador you.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
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