Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
You just caused a heat wave.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
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