When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Permission to board?
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
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