Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
I think I glove you.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
It's always a first class trip with me.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Want to lock our bikes together?
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
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