My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
I love all of your stratified layers!
I didn't know angels flew this low.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
You are one well-defined function!
You're a good egg.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
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