Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Are you a red light because stop.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
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