You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
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