You set my heart bonfire.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
I less than three you.
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.