You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Hello Boo-tiful.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I'd love to see you s'more.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
You read, white, and blew my mind.
I Tour de Francy you.
Love me till ice cream.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Permission to board?
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
I really caribou-t you.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
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